JOKE ‘EM IF THEY CAN’T TAKE A F***
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Unisex organic cotton t-shirt
from $22.00
Made from 100% organic ring-spun cotton, this unisex t-shirt is a cozy bowl with a conscience. Who doesn't like soup?
Printed to order to cut waste. Thanks for buying thoughtfully.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Printed to order to cut waste. Thanks for buying thoughtfully.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Unisex organic cotton t-shirt
from $29.00
Rejoice! This 100% organic ring-spun cotton unisex t-shirt loves a nice, warm cuppa. And freedom.
Printed to order to cut waste. Thanks for buying thoughtfully.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Printed to order to cut waste. Thanks for buying thoughtfully.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Unisex organic cotton t-shirt
from $29.00
Now, this 100% organic ring-spun cotton unisex t-shirt is the latest in plausible deniability. Suitable for flying under the HR radar or confusing folks at school board meetings. 1000 is "mille" en français. Get it? Mille Tante? Militant? Come to think of it, that would make a great roller derby name...
Printed to order to cut waste. Thanks for buying thoughtfully.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
Printed to order to cut waste. Thanks for buying thoughtfully.
• 100% organic ring-spun cotton
• Medium fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape (inside, back of the neck)
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
The sizes correspond to a smaller size in the US market, so US customers should order a size up.
100% OVER IT?
SO ARE WE.
Look, everything is on fire. But you still have to wear clothes when you leave the house. They might as well be clothes that don’t suck.
These designs are a wink and a nod to other people who also acknowledge the clown show. Wear them with varying degrees of plausible deniability.
Once we make back our initial investment, half off all profits will be donated to…something useful. We’re still figuring that part out. Suggestions welcome.
